I know that some of you are pretending to work and all, but don't you think you should check your email?

Thanks for the geriatric gay threesome you sent.





*rocking back and forth in the fetus position*







I know that some of you are pretending to work and all, but don't you think you should check your email?
A. I don't have a job so I don't have to pretend


B. I check my e-mail often. Apparently it's the high point of my day


C. Why should I , you never e-mail me!


D. My arm hurts where the bruises are from the stupid EMT and ER nurse that can't seem to figure out how to put a needle in my vein for an IV!
Reply:Why?





What did you send?





*checks email*





I got nothing! I hate you!
Reply:I've been clicking refresh on my inbox non-stop for 20 minutes, and still nothing. Methinks thou art a tease, Valkyrie.
Reply:Wow! Those ARE spectacular.
Reply:Wow, I never would have guessed you could fit an entire football up there.





*cries*
Reply:It's empty.....again.
Reply:Only if there are nudes in the inbox.





Brandon
Reply:no one ever sends me anything any more
Reply:lol


ain't shyt there but sum orders!


LOL






Reply:I did, where are the naughty emails?!?!
Reply:Yes I agree.

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